May 20, 2013 • 12,024 notes • partybarackisinthehousetonight

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

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May 20, 2013 • 83,039 notes • gleeson666

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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May 20, 2013 • 28,105 notes • daftpostpunk

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

  • post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
  • you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
  • no more selfies allowed
  • blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
  • heroin will be legalized
  • george bush will become president again
  • stock market will crash
  • korea will blow the US up
  • world war 3

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May 20, 2013 • 68,108 notes • ta-ble
the-absolute-funniest-posts: ianthe: preferred mode of travel tbh

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

May 20, 2013 • 148,294 notes • ohsoswiftly
sadbaptism: frostingpeetaswounds: SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

sadbaptism:

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

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May 20, 2013 • 224,719 notes • bricesander

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

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May 20, 2013 • 46,917 notes • pleatedjeans

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

May 20, 2013 • 185,603 notes • the-anal-rapist

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May 20, 2013 • 29,095 notes • toastyghosties

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May 20, 2013 • 84,549 notes

despairludenberg:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

oh man wow

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